By Kathy Fawcett
How I came to be driving around on the night before Christmas Eve with a car full of large, uncooked roasts is still a little murky.
On Homestar Runner, Strong Bad said, "They let you return anything during the holidays. I once returned an omelet to a hardware store."
But who returns meat? Who returns perfectly good meat on the busiest grocery shopping day of the year? Good daughters do.