His website lists his fantasies as:
Golf with Nixon
I’m not sure what your favorite Presidential candidate fantasizes about or that they would even disclose their list, but that’s my favorite. And he’s running as both a Republican and Democrat, so I don’t even have to choose a party affiliation.
He’s Stephen Tyrone Colbert and he announced his candidacy for out great nation’s Presidential race last week on his nightly news show, "The Colbert Report."
Moments before, on Jon Stewart’s "The Daily Show," when asked if he was running, he said he was saving his announcement for a better show….turned out to be his own. I really enjoy both Colbert and Stewart – I won’t choose a favorite, but I do prefer them to the regular 11:00pm nightly news. There’s even talk that Colbert may choose Stewart as his running partner, but I think that will only happen if Vladimir Putin turns him down.
I never really professed my fanaticism until I read the article he wrote in the NY Times about 2 weeks ago. My father loves the Times and makes a special trip every Sunday to get it. I knew I had to make him read it. The article Colbert wrote had tears running down my face, I was laughing so hard. It’s short, but each sentence packs more punch that the last.
I’m not sure how he’ll do in the race for White House, as of now, he’s only running in South Carolina. But I plan to keep up with him, watch him poke other candidates, dare the press, ask the tough questions we’re all secretly thinking and maybe even make a difference. I’d love to see him debate – in a letter to fans on his site, he notes that he is 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. Must have been a tough crowd.