Charlie (eight times down up) Kondek may actually just become the official winner of all DIFF Caption contests forever. We’ll still put the pics out there and ask for comments, but Charlie will probably already win. I mean, he deserves to. If you don’t like that, send in a better picture of yourself than this one.
By the way, here is Charlie’s official acceptance letter as he is crowned the first DIFF Captionator.
Dear Diff,
Attached please find an image of me wearing my crown as the first
official Diff Captionator. I am so pleased that The Diff has recognized
my genius. I want to thank all the little people that helped make this
happen. Like, for example, the Lollipop Guild. And the smurfs. Thanks,
Shorties. I also would like it known that I hereby issue a challenge to
all future would-be Captionators: what you see here is the gold
standard of captionating. You come at the king, you best not miss. And
all you sucka MCs should call me "sire." I won’t stop captionating til
I retire.Yours very sincerely,
Charlie Kondek, Capsquire
P.S. Caption, if you dare, this pic of me in all my regal majesty! I’ll go first.
we shall caption on the beaches,
we shall caption on the landing grounds, we shall caption in the fields
and in the streets, we shall caption in the hills; we shall never be
clever!
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“Ah, to be Captionator. In all it’s glory and magnificence. My envy for you sir is only surpassed by my undying devotion to you as your faithful servant. Long live the Captionator”
Posted by: Clayton | October 9, 2008I’m blown away by your admiration and support! I feel like an aging heavyweight champion. Surely, someone is going to come along and try to take my belt. Er, crown.
Posted by: Charlie | October 9, 2008Wait, the guy that cleaned off my table at McDonalds won the caption contest? Cool!!
Posted by: Frank the Tank | October 9, 2008P.S. – Like I keep telling Clay, Rogain is for your head, not your arms.
Posted by: Frank the Tank | October 9, 2008(yawn) King Technicality is more like it.
Posted by: MrSarcastic | October 9, 2008I’ll be snatching that crown away in about 8 days.
I don’t know what it is, Frank. It’s like the more I bench press, the hairier my arms get. It’s some kinda alpha male thing. I don’t pretend to understand it.
Posted by: Charlie | October 9, 2008No wonder I am hairless (or is it that Nair bath I take monthly…)
Posted by: Frank the Tank | October 9, 2008dang, I just realized I got the eight time thing wrong. it’s eight times up (seven times down) not eight times down (nine times up). My apologies, oh great Captionator.
Posted by: Clayton | October 11, 2008