Word to the wise: 3 weeks is far too long to leave your mischievous co-workers alone with your belongings.
Yes, my brother works at Quicken Loans too. Yes, this is his desk. Yes, he spent 3 weeks in Italy with his wife. And YES, his team wrapped every single item of his in tin foil.
As a co-worker, I find this hilarious and awe-inspiring. As his little sister, I find it AWESOME.