Spotted this on Josh Linkner's Twitter feed. I'd love to go fishing with David Lynch. We'd set out on a rickety old pirate ship, he'd be eating a banana and whistling the theme song to "The Love Boat". I'd only be able to speak backwards yet he would somehow be able to understand. Small goats would wander around the boat and every so often one would do a cannonball into the black sea on which we sail. Then I would catch a little fish. The little fish would open his mouth and a stream of fireworks would shoot into the air. David and I would embrace, and I would know that all is right in this strange, strange world.